'Cause I just wrote a fucking screenplay!!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!

Yeah, you heard me right. What do you think about THAT!! HA!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna make a quick run to the liquor store and steal a bottle of champagne ('cause, y'know, I'm still unemployed, and really really broke). And then it's PARTY PARTY PARTY, BABY!!!!

xoxo

P.S. No, seriously, does anyone know an agent? I have no idea where to take my script. ^_^;;